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We asked Frenzal Rhomb some questions and Gordy answered us. What a pleasant young man he is…
Who’s the smelliest in the band? Probably Jay or Tom though, we all have our moments of glory. However, if you're talking about farts, I win, hands down.
Who has the finest odour? Once again, if you're talking about farts, I win.
Who can do the best English accent? Who'd you reckon then you bleedin twat?
What is the best song ever? Impossible to answer. Some frontrunners though, would be Kepone Factory(DK), I turned into a Martian(Misfits), Billy(BR), and other stuff.
Which descendents album is the best? I know it's not technically an album, but I can't go on tour without "Two things at once"
How many eggs are in a dozen? 12? I dunno, none of us eat 'em.
How many sheep does it take to make my dad fall asleep? Does he just cuddle them or fuck 'em stupid? Or maybe just tickle the bumhole a bit? Fuck, 7?
are you coming to England any time soon? Maybe, but we have just been.
Would you ever want to? Not really, No. Well, not until you learn to wash with soap, and learn also that there are alternatives to deep-frying.
No, really? Yeah ok, we like deep fried shit so we'll come back one day. I want to tour with Napalm Death.
What does 'Friends of Ron' mean again? It means, "Your Dad fucks sheep"
Can any of you touch your tongue on your nose? No, but I can fit 6 fish fingers in my arse.